week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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