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  • 72 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:17pm

    Nobody gives a fuck about Soviet Russia

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:44pm

    Omgggg yesss. I checkk my crush's facebook allll the time so I feel closerrr to himmm<33 is that normalll??

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:16pm

    In Soviet Russia jokes laugh at you!

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:11pm

    wow, you have problems

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:15am

    Like a fucking crab, all you do is KREEEEP

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:29pm

    yeah, i actually brought it up around them. i now feel like a creepy fuck.

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:19pm

    You realize that the only people who agree with the OP are creepy girls stalking guys WAY out of their league?

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:18pm

    Finally, someone understands me! Ha

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:53pm

    haha i think its funny and the ppl that hate probably fbook stalk hardcore when they arent doing shotguns and being totally awesome

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 7:45pm

    7:44 no that's not normal. Get to know him through him , not by stalking him. If he catches you he's gona get super creeped out

  • 47 51
    Submitted by cmillss on Aug 14, 10 at 1:03pm

    Kinda sorta :(

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:39pm

    Charles Rutherford says here's an inside joke for you, everone hates and are only friends with you cause you give ok head

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:07am

    OP: yeah, i do too. ): 9:19PM: you're pretty much right, but substitute the word 'creepy' for CRONICALLY SHY. i'm sad now.

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:31am

    7:44 It's also not normal to add in all those extra letters for no reason. Yoooou areeee an iddddioootttt

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:45pm

    been there, done that

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 5:31pm

    Truth be told... Yeah...

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:00pm

    Youz a niggah... and I don't mean that in a good way!

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:24pm

    hahaha i totally have

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:54pm

    I have friends who do this, reasons why I'm glad I don't have a facebook

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:24pm

    lmfaoo this is too funny! but you creep too fucking hard! dont let that shit slip up in convo though you'll be dunzoo..

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:40pm

    Charles Rutherford, I would love to fuck you in the ass until you died.

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:29pm

    OH MY GOD story of my life most of me and my friends jokes are stolen from others NOT EVEN!

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:28pm

    Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:19pm

    This is pretty funny

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 9:00pm

    ....yeah, guilty....

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:22pm

    6:20, no they haven't. You're just a loser, just like the OP

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:18pm

    You all are fucking losers.

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:25am

    CREEEEEEPY! texts like this make me strongly dislike "shy" people.

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:12pm

    You make me ashamed to be from northern Ct

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:42am

    I most certainly do. And I think the person below me should suck q dick.

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:21am

    Huh. Connecticut. This sounds like me...but it isn't...

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:35am

    Ahhh. Back in the days of myspace. That's what I did. 2005, you were so long ago....

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:32am

    this text makes me feel ashamed of myself.

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:36pm

    hahaha i thought i was the only one

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:14pm

    no, you're a looooser

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:36pm

    In Soviet Russia, Facebook stalks YOU!!!!!!!

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:12pm

    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." -Thomas Jefferson

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:30am

    7:44 PM you are a FREAK! And you are destined to scare off any boyfriend if by the grace of god you actually even can trick a guy into dating you. Loser!!

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:41pm

    yeah her name is alexis

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:55am

    Anyone here wanna eat me out?

  • 42 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:24pm

    Yuup, I know what the op means

  • 33 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 3:44pm

    No... No I don't.

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:40pm

    Hahahaha this is so funny.

  • 40 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:39am

    6:07AM, you *should* be sad. I don't feel bad for you at all. Your behavior totally freaks me out. That's why I don't put anything too personal on my facebook, I have it set to private except for my friends, and I don't accept friend requests from people I'm not actually friends with. (Even if I know the person and maybe even see them all the time, if I don't consider them an actual friend I will deny the request without thinking twice.) And no, 9:19 was right when they said "creepy".

  • 40 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:45pm

    New Britain up in this piece! Where u from op

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:46pm

    6:39 it must be hard being that awesome and popular im sure everyone wants to know all about you