My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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