You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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