who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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