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  • 99 56
    Submitted by marcmedic on May 13, 10 at 11:07pm

    I invented them. Come on over!

  • 75 46
    Submitted by heyok on May 13, 10 at 11:06pm

    Massage chairs: for those too full of shame to buy a vibrator.

  • 71 44
    Submitted by electronization on May 13, 10 at 11:24pm

    It'd be fucking hilarious if a guy sent this

  • 62 50
    Submitted by mecyclone on May 13, 10 at 11:14pm

    They aren't thaat great haha

  • 59 45
    Submitted by myekno on May 13, 10 at 11:41pm

    Get a Rabbit and you'll never use the chair again. You don't know what you're missing!

  • 60 50
    Submitted by sexyupsguy on May 14, 10 at 2:06am

    I trademarked the full body cock massage in Virginia! lol

  • 60 52
    Submitted by buberto on May 14, 10 at 3:30am

    In soviet Russia, massage chair eats you out.

  • 56 48
    Submitted by agirl on May 13, 10 at 11:26pm

    Wat if it's a girl that invented them?!?!

    • 44 59
      Submitted by nonsiaimpaurito on May 13, 10 at 11:41pm

      the first one sold on the market was supposedly invented by a David Palmer of California.

  • 53 43
    Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 14, 10 at 2:04am

    ...While they're in a massage chair.

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Grubnuts89 on May 13, 10 at 11:34pm

    "WHOMEVER". Come on...get with it.

    • 40 46
      Submitted by sometimes89 on May 13, 10 at 11:40pm

      proper grammar FTW

      • 36 47
        Submitted by cypherpunks on May 14, 10 at 11:40pm

        Well, not actually. 'Whoever' is correct.\n\nIf you're unsure whether to use 'who(ever)' or 'whom(ever)', substitute 'he' for 'who(ever)' and 'him' for 'whom(ever)'. 'Him invented massage chairs a blow job' is clearly wrong, so 'whomever' is wrong.

        • 42 44
          Submitted by cypherpunks on May 14, 10 at 11:42pm

          Sorry, copy-and-paste error. You need to look at just 'Him invented massage chairs'.

  • 54 48
    Submitted by RoyJankoBitch on May 13, 10 at 11:05pm

    WHY do you think he invented them?

  • 55 52
    Submitted by biffmclargehuge1 on May 14, 10 at 12:31am

    That's because your a whore!

  • 45 33
    Submitted by gassman12 on May 14, 10 at 7:01pm

    In a massage chair. That'd feel pretty good

  • 64 75
    Submitted by dankkkkk on May 13, 10 at 11:16pm

    so hoo wants to talk dirty to me

  • 50 53
    Submitted by dramadork001 on May 14, 10 at 1:06am

    Omg that's hilarious!!!

  • 49 51
    Submitted by radiatorbomb on May 13, 10 at 11:38pm

    were do u live i whant some of u

  • 50 54
    Submitted by bustedXLR8R on May 14, 10 at 6:49am

    Would you blow him on a massage chair?

  • 47 54
    Submitted by hislover on May 13, 10 at 11:25pm

    Wow what a shame to the 410. Well actually never mind, fits right in I guess.

  • 39 39
    Submitted by MinagiV on May 14, 10 at 6:48am

    I agree; giving massages in a chair is so much easier than giving them on a table! (I'm a licensed MT, so no dirty comments!!! LOL)

  • 42 47
    Submitted by HaveHeart on May 14, 10 at 8:42am

    Biff...high five!

  • 50 64
    Submitted by zigNASTY on May 13, 10 at 11:53pm

    That's like trading the guy who invented odouls a heiniken. For u slow people, odouls is the massage chair and a blow job is a heiniken.

  • 33 36
    Submitted by Trina on May 15, 10 at 2:42am

    Um.... It was actually a female... Soooooo.. Yeah. Lemme know how u accomplish that

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 10 at 2:25am

    Ha ha! Yes, of course! Strangers' darkest secrets are hilarious... Jackass.

  • 29 38
    Submitted by unleashedxx on Aug 4, 10 at 9:26pm

    Stay classy, Anne Arundel Co., stay veeeery classy.

  • 38 58
    Submitted by CaptainFroggz on May 14, 10 at 5:34am

    ...on one of those chairs.

  • 36 58
    Submitted by trythis232 on May 14, 10 at 12:02am

    LOL. Chairs are pretty great.

  • 29 48
    Submitted by YoungDk on Jun 3, 10 at 12:07am

    U dumb fucks, Albert dick sagging Einstein invented it. So this hoe doesn't need to give him more brain. He's smart enough