i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I think I just sharted jello shots
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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