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  • Submitted by schlock on Aug 15, 10 at 5:09pm

    "other girl"? So you were just expecting to smell your own?

  • Submitted by heavyweight420 on Aug 15, 10 at 5:10pm

    As compared to your own vagina?

  • Submitted by rambocujo on Aug 15, 10 at 5:12pm

    There's something wrong with this.......

  • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 15, 10 at 5:20pm

    thats what you get for being a narq on your bro...

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 15, 10 at 8:41pm

    Blind man walks by a fish market.... And says "Hello ladies!"

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      Submitted by prozac on Aug 16, 10 at 12:31am

      good morning ladies...

  • Submitted by Slappy0605 on Aug 15, 10 at 5:46pm

    Is this a West Virginia area code? Because that's the only place I know of where it's acceptable for a brother to have his sister's snatch smell on his fingers

  • Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 15, 10 at 5:34pm

    that's what you get for being a nosey bitch

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      Submitted by SextsFLN on Aug 15, 10 at 6:01pm

      Yeah, caring about a family member's health=bitch.

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        Submitted by Mirrodin on Aug 15, 10 at 6:34pm

        this text is probably about weed, and the public often has a largely incorrect knowledge of it's health effects. Watch any documentary about the history of weed, it may surprise you.

  • Submitted by Spelling_Nazi on Aug 15, 10 at 10:56pm

    This is a failure of a thread, she wasnt implying she was suprised that she smelt some girls vagina instead of her own. She was implying that she was suprised that se smelt some girls vagina instead of smoke. Fucking Morons. Besides what ever happened to wincest?

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      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 16, 10 at 12:47pm

      yes but "some OTHER girl's" implies her own would not have been surprising. everyone knows that's not what she meant but she shouldn't have phrased it like an asshat

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      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 16, 10 at 1:53pm

      what does Supernatural Fanfic have to do with this?

  • Submitted by gaterhog on Aug 15, 10 at 5:42pm

    Sorry to turn this into FML, but ydi

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    Submitted by IDontWantOne on Aug 15, 10 at 5:52pm

    Better than smelling your own

  • Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Aug 15, 10 at 6:31pm

    Next time u should smell his nuts 4 smoke u retard

  • Submitted by kmor2 on Aug 15, 10 at 5:13pm

    F-ing hilarious.

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    Submitted by texter101 on Aug 15, 10 at 6:58pm

    it's a text.. it's not supposed to sound or look like it's written by a college professor.

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      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 16, 10 at 12:49pm

      how bout like a functional high school graduate

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      Submitted by Topaz on Aug 16, 10 at 2:02pm

      Or a middle-schooler who's taken a couple English classes. You shouldn't need to be a college professor to have average people understand what you were trying to say.

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    Submitted by Alice on Aug 15, 10 at 6:00pm

    How could this possibly be a good night?!?

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    Submitted by texter101 on Aug 15, 10 at 10:19pm

    xxlnzyxx... its a stereotypical joke... im from wv, and that doesn't bother me. take a little trip up to the deep mountains and im sure you can find a little incest.

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    Submitted by zoeythepenguin on Aug 15, 10 at 9:29pm

    Totally saw that coming as I read the text hana

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    Submitted by texter101 on Aug 15, 10 at 6:13pm

    Slappy0605, Arkansas would also be known for that.

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    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 15, 10 at 10:24pm

    Better than an asshole?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 10 at 1:59am

    Smelt really isn't right for the people arguing that it is it's smelled..

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    Submitted by Boobs_Thatisall on Aug 15, 10 at 10:43pm

    I don't think she meant to have it sound like her bro fingers her. Unless the area code is from Ken-tuck-kay

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    Submitted by natio979 on Aug 15, 10 at 7:56pm

    Maybe that will teach you to stay out of your bro's life bitch, he doesn't need you to babysit him

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    Submitted by JohnnyGraves on Apr 18, 11 at 2:46pm

    As opposed to smelling your vagina?

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    Submitted by lifesAbeach386 on Aug 19, 10 at 2:56am

    That would be the Dirty D for u... Welcome to Daytona people

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    Submitted by WhySoSketchy on Aug 15, 10 at 11:35pm

    He probably used that new "fragrance roll-on perfume" called Vulva.

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    Submitted by daccx1 on Aug 15, 10 at 8:32pm

    I just dont get it.!! There are so many things wrong with this text..

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    Submitted by cheesewhiz on Aug 15, 10 at 6:44pm

    Woot woot

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    Submitted by SextsFLN on Aug 15, 10 at 6:00pm

    Smelt, spelt, dreamt, spilt, learnt, leapt, burnt.. Join us in the twenty-fist century?

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    Submitted by jamieischaos on Aug 16, 10 at 12:04am

    386 is the Daytona Beach area and the cities around it.

  • 68 70
    Submitted by purplecow on Aug 15, 10 at 8:32pm

    @BIG_PULOTAS- next time you decide to call someone else a retard, you should make sure your comment is coherent.

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    Submitted by sterven08 on Aug 15, 10 at 5:34pm

    My friend used to wear a batting glove so his brother wouldn't know he smoked.

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    Submitted by flowerdoctor on Aug 22, 10 at 9:19am

    I'm sorry ,, who's vag were u expecting to be smelling?????

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    Submitted by mr_sphincter on Aug 15, 10 at 11:19pm

    Given the odor on her bros' fingers, 'smelt' would seem appropriate in the context, would it not?

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    Submitted by Santino on Aug 15, 10 at 7:16pm

    Serves you right.

  • 63 69
    Submitted by tigrrangel on Aug 17, 10 at 3:58am

    Maybe she was texting her brother's girlfriend, and knew he hadn't been with her.

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    Submitted by equinoxe on Aug 16, 10 at 4:10am

    Serves you right for trying to control your brother.

  • 60 66
    Submitted by darq_qing987 on Aug 16, 10 at 3:07am

    that will teach you you suspicious bitch!

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    Submitted by jskebu on Aug 15, 10 at 10:17pm

    Woahh, the disrespect to the wv is ridiculous.

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    Submitted by planks on Mar 6, 11 at 10:12am

    Zomgs lrns 2 spll!!!!1!!'\n\n Please shut the hell up grammar Nazis, no one else cares how well you can enunciate on a txt based site

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    Submitted by caretaker22 on Aug 15, 10 at 7:28pm

    Expecting only your vagina smell? Smelt? The fish or just WV past tense?

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    Submitted by Grammar_Nazi on Aug 16, 10 at 4:22am

    @Spelling_Nazi, you spelled a word wrong comrade!

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    Submitted by texter101 on Aug 15, 10 at 6:39pm

    just making a joke florence2011 :)

  • 59 72
    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 15, 10 at 5:49pm

    Ouch !!!

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    Submitted by CrawfordS on Jul 19, 11 at 6:20pm

    Hahaha stupid bitch, shouldn't be keeping him from smoking

  • 55 66
    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 15, 10 at 11:57pm

    That's what you get!

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    Submitted by takemethere on Aug 16, 10 at 10:01pm

    LMAO!!!! Fake or not that's funny as hell....

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    Submitted by pitbull3374 on Aug 15, 10 at 7:55pm

    How would u knw another girls vag smell in the first place?

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      Submitted by wildmonky on Aug 15, 10 at 9:34pm

      um, pretty sure a girl would recognize the smell of a vag.

    • 53 59
      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 16, 10 at 1:55pm

      go down on more than one girl, you’ll figure out the similarity pretty quick... on second thought, you’re probably too young.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Megzii on Aug 16, 10 at 12:13pm

    Maybe he touched his own

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    Submitted by heart741 on Aug 15, 10 at 10:33pm

    The way u say "some other girls" like u were expecting to smell ur own? Wow ur nasty

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    Submitted by a7xFAN on Aug 15, 10 at 5:20pm

    Wtf..why would you smell them in the first place? Smelling vagina fingers...ydi.

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    Submitted by mr_sphincter on Aug 15, 10 at 11:52pm

    Who would smell yer fingers for smoke? Just about every parent of a teenager when I was growing up.

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    Submitted by EvolvedGear on Aug 15, 10 at 9:21pm

    You're all fucking retarded. She was smelling for cigarette smoke. Not everything is about weed. Funny story actually, this happened to a girl I know a few years ago.

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    Submitted by florence2011 on Aug 15, 10 at 6:26pm

    texter101: that really doesn't happen in Arkansas. Jeez.

  • Submitted by fistin_grannies on Aug 15, 10 at 8:17pm

    did your nose died?

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    Submitted by Nightshade on Aug 16, 10 at 9:35am

    Those people talking about West Virginia and Kentucky really need to shut up. There are plenty things you can say bad about every state (I'm talking about all those old prejudices towards states), but people from W.V. and K.Y. don't go around rubbing them in your face. It's about time for people to let it drop.

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    Submitted by SoHoNYC on Aug 15, 10 at 6:24pm

    La prossima volta ti fai i cazzi tuoi ;)

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    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 5, 12 at 1:17pm

    So, how'd his dick taste?

  • 51 83
    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 15, 10 at 6:52pm

    Poorly written but funny!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 10 at 4:21am

    How do u know how vag smells like?

  • Submitted by xxlnzyxx on Aug 15, 10 at 9:51pm

    386: is no a west Virginia area code, I do suggest you shut your mouth about us, cause we are not incestt!

  • Submitted by Capn_Morgan on Aug 15, 10 at 9:16pm

    Fake! Who smells someones hands to smell smoke?

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      Submitted by barfbagbeauty on Aug 16, 10 at 3:30am

      Parents that give a shit about their children for starters...

  • Submitted by daccx1 on Aug 15, 10 at 5:08pm

    First.!!!!!!!!