You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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