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  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 7:55pm

    This is why you make new friends after highschool

  • 49 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 6:56pm

    Which reminds me of the time in 5th grade a kid shoved all of his lunch in his mouth at the same time then chased it with strawberry milk and he puked it all out once we got back in class. I'd never do him either. That and cause he's ugly.

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:34pm

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ^^thats how I *didnt* feel about this text

  • 49 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:44pm

    Good, I hope you never get laid because you peed yourself.

  • 46 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 9:45am

    Nothing like getting cock blocked by your 9 yr old self. Reminds me of being in the bar and people reminding me I peeped my pants in trhe 2nd grade cause the teacher wouldnt let me go to the bathroom.

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:29am

    Wow, my teacher was right. You're labeled for life. That's kinda sad how people cant get past stuff like that

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:38pm

    There are plenty of good reasons to not fuck a guy. This? Not one of them.

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 9:26am

    First!!!!! Bitch!!!!!