I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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