So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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