...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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