ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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