He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
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You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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