wat bout pragnant strippers??
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
you inspire me to be a worse person
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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