I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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