I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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