its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
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I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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