What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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