Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
no you cant smoke seaweed
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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