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  • Submitted by meattastic on Jul 13, 10 at 4:39pm

    I think her least favorite part was the notch at the end.

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    Submitted by stepdog on Jul 13, 10 at 5:14pm

    Finally one from my area code and it's about a dude with a small junk. Makes me sad

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    Submitted by zigs16 on Jul 13, 10 at 6:49pm

    wow I confused Lincoln log with yuletide log in my head and became horribly confused.

  • 68 46
    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 13, 10 at 6:33pm

    always check the tree before you chop the wood...

  • 64 49
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 13, 10 at 4:34pm

    Not for him though.

  • 66 64
    Submitted by JBOMB on Jul 13, 10 at 3:37pm

    Hahahaha vagina

  • 56 45
    Submitted by prophetchuck on Jul 13, 10 at 10:56pm

    Misread this the first time. Thought he actually stuck a Lincoln Log in her... I think that would have been funnier.

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    Submitted by RadMuffin on Jul 13, 10 at 4:35pm

    How is she the whore? He's a whore too for hookin up with some random.

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    Submitted by rustedmelody on Jul 13, 10 at 7:06pm

    @djfiremane giving him head would make her less of a whore in your book? not all girls give head...most prefer NOT to. andd WELCOME TO THE YEAR 2010 DUMB ASS where its okay for a girl to do whatever or WHOEVER she wants.

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    Submitted by KittyCat69 on Jul 13, 10 at 6:10pm

    Sooo typical from this area. God! Oklahoma boys got nothing!!

  • 63 77
    Submitted by 2144571774 on Jul 13, 10 at 6:17pm

    Come on down to Texas and let's take care of that frustration

  • Submitted by superhead on Jul 13, 10 at 3:37pm

    a hotdog down a hallway whore

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      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 13, 10 at 8:07pm

      according to men with small penises, there is no such thing as a tiny dick, just a large vag. what a sad misogynistic little defense mechanism...been turned down one time too many?

      • 43 52
        Submitted by Franzallday on Jul 13, 10 at 8:24pm

        AHAHAHHAHA AMEN! It's ok, I guess they want us to leave them and their little dicks alone.

  • 45 50
    Submitted by zombielicious on Jul 14, 10 at 4:39am

    It's just a fish in the Atlantic?!

  • 44 49
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 13, 10 at 9:24pm

    Been there lmao.....

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Ninjastyle on Jul 13, 10 at 3:36pm

    VVV idiot VVV

  • 42 47
    Submitted by mcip123 on Jul 14, 10 at 4:32pm

    Another.fake.text

  • 47 62
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 13, 10 at 9:44pm

    these pretzels are making me Firsty

  • 41 59
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 14, 10 at 12:20am

    RIP G-spot, because the notch in his lincoln log got hooked on it and ripped it.

  • 37 51
    Submitted by AliasMe on Jul 13, 10 at 11:19pm

    Well there are two sizes of the logs, the longer ones and the shorter connecting ones. Either one sucks for you though...

  • 35 48
    Submitted by alcamatous on Jul 14, 10 at 2:10am

    I thought Yuletide too ha ha

  • Submitted by djfiremane on Jul 13, 10 at 4:05pm

    If you had given him head first instead of jumping to sex (you whore), you wouldn't have this frustration.

    • 53 43
      Submitted by Jagerqueen on Jul 13, 10 at 5:52pm

      awww..looks like you know all about this little frustration don't ya...little guy?

  • 30 47
    Submitted by cumallover on Jul 15, 10 at 5:30am

    Lmfao

  • Submitted by john117 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:35pm

    First!

    • 41 51
      Submitted by marsho on Jul 13, 10 at 3:53pm

      no one cares dumbass. die in a fire.

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    Submitted by mcip123 on Jul 13, 10 at 7:49pm

    Another.fake.text

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    Submitted by UhhhYeah on Jul 14, 10 at 2:37am

    Oh the sadness of the Oklahoma boys. Makes me hate living here even more. :/

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    Submitted by jdonnnnn on Jul 13, 10 at 4:44pm

    i'm so hard