She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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