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  • Submitted by jprincess on Apr 3, 10 at 11:20am

    ... And THAT is how it shud be-lol!

  • Submitted by Herschel on Apr 3, 10 at 11:24am

    Oh no, she wanted to get off. Not like you've ever tried to cum while having sex.

  • Submitted by gnarcotics on Apr 3, 10 at 11:10am

    bitch gotta get hers too.

  • Submitted by knomye on Apr 3, 10 at 11:44am

    What did you think your purpose was?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 10:38am

    You ARE a Hunan dildo, dumbass.

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      Submitted by gnarcotics on Apr 3, 10 at 11:15am

      there is a damn fine chinese restaurant around here called hunan, now you made me want fried rice

  • Submitted by willo on Apr 3, 10 at 1:52pm

    it should always be about hers first. I make sure the ol lady gets off first, that was she's pretty much ok with ANYTHING :)

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    Submitted by Number_Bubbles on Apr 4, 10 at 12:47am

    Yeah not like a guy ever gets off then wants to be done before she does...mmhmmm surrre. Good for her last night :D

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 10:55am

    Who are you calling dumbass? You can't even spell human correctly!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 1:19am

    tell em 12:54 (:

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 1:20am

    oops. *tell em 11:24. shut up. it's late.

  • Submitted by JJdoggie on Apr 3, 10 at 10:18am

    I shaved my ball sack. First!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 3:13am

    Wow 10:55, can't think of anything better to say except correct my typo? You're pathetic.

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    Submitted by aliiciaa318 on Apr 3, 10 at 10:38pm

    lol asshole

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    Submitted by zomgzombehz on Nov 29, 10 at 11:18am

    Wouldn't a human dildo be a penis??

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    Submitted by CalCrazy on Apr 3, 10 at 4:32pm

    Wow, showing the world just how shallow you are, eh?

  • 39 53
    Submitted by littlemiss on Apr 6, 10 at 11:14am

    Yeah why don't you think about the amount of times it was all about YOUR orgasm and then complain.

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    Submitted by maddox on May 1, 10 at 5:59am

    More like a human douche bag.

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    Submitted by afmechanic4life on Apr 3, 10 at 11:37am

    Ouch. There's a smack to the nads.

  • Submitted by JJdoggie on Apr 3, 10 at 10:16am

    First chumps!!!!!! I am first!!!!! I love college, beer pong and puking!!!! First!! First!!!