if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
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You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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