I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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