Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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