just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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