is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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