He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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