you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I smell like Dick and happiness
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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