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  • 70 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:23pm

    Well is it thick? That's what's important.

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:25pm

    it's unfortunate, as size really does matter. Hope you can work your tongue.

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:53am

    Or even a baby's arm. Illiterate.

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:11pm

    OP is a pussy. Where is Chris Brown when you need him?? bwahah

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:30pm

    I fucked your mother too!

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:13pm

    Tell the bitch that if it is so small, she better first take every inch of it in the mouth, and then up the ass. Good luck.

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:41am

    Fuckers are mean. Small brains too.

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:20pm

    Because everyone needs to know

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:08pm

    Who said his gf said this? It could have been anyone.

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:53pm

    Buck up buddy. Sucks but use what ya got PROUDLY!

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:32pm

    It ain't about the size of the boat...it's about the motion in the ocean lmfao September 5, 2009 7:08PM NO but it takes a LONG time to get to france in a rowboat!

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:26pm

    because it is... isnt that an obvious answer?

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:25am

    Since when does basic spelling equal literary giantism? This site = idiots.

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:37pm

    Guys should start reporting on girls who are ragged out. Like we fucking pick our dicks! Of course we'd all have 9 inch fatties if we could. And you cunts can buy fake tits; we can't fix our dicks.

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:45am

    did she say how many she has seen?

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:25pm

    I really think you had to have said something, or tried to embarass her in front of all those people. Unless she's just a bitch.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:22pm

    Better start working on your technique brah...

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:49pm

    my dick is five and a half inches and I can work wonders.

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:12pm

    <<>> Can you say "LOSER"? Good, I knew you could.

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:43am

    Who cares

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:46pm

    That just isn't right

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:08pm

    It ain't about the size of the boat...it's about the motion in the ocean lmfao

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:20pm

    hahahaha embarrassing

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:09pm

    Put it back in her mouth n have her say it again n again n again, u'll feel better!!!

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:48pm

    Hard. Avg circumfrance all the way around is 4.5 inches. Avg soft length is 1.25 - 3 inches. Porno stars have their jobs for a reason. Less than 10 pct of population is 7.5 or bigger, hard.

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:38am

    Hey Linda. Yowa bitch.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 9:56am

    Yes, because this ap is full of the literate. It just is overflowing with literary giants begging for the opportunity to be discovered, here, as the next Hemingway. Douche.

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:27pm

    I fucked your mother!! I fucked your mother!! I fucked your mother!! I fucked your mother!! I fucked your mother!! I fucked your mother!!

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:15am

    Why would you tell us all it happened? You should,ve slapped her clit

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:40pm

    It's not like it was a secret or anything

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:19pm

    8:13 hahahahhahahH so funny. So true hahahahahaha

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:39pm

    Avg dick across dozens of studies: 5.25 inches maybe gaping twats are the problem?

  • 42 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:48pm

    ... That's gotta sting the pride. Poor fucker. That's whacha get for going with a whore.

  • 23 26
    Submitted by pinkamature on Apr 25, 12 at 2:20pm

    Sound like something my boyfriend would do to someone. It's quiet funny!

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:56pm

    Guys should start reporting on girls who are ragged out. Like we fucking pick our dicks! Of course we'd all have 9 inch fatties if we could. And you cunts can buy fake tits; we can't fix our dicks. September 5, 2009 9:37PM ^clearly someones got a small one.

  • 22 30
    Submitted by franana37 on Mar 9, 12 at 9:59am

    It needed to be done. It saves a lot of people disappointment in having to wait to see it in person.

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:13pm

    Because you are a Scotsdale deuschbag. Don't worry, ur still huge......in japan.....unless ur already asian, in which case everyone knew anyways

  • 51 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:45pm

    Drop the bitch. Announce her sloppy cunt to all.

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:57pm

    Bcecause it is. I experienced it from a 216. Four Inches. Dont fuck white guys.

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 2:18am

    Sounds like it needed to be said.

  • 43 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:22pm

    Maybe her vag is too big?

  • 48 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:52pm

    The real question here is, Why would your penis be so small in front of all of those people?

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:49pm

    if you want my opinion girth is much more important than length... unless you've got a micropenis. then i say good luck, little buddy

  • 26 44
    Submitted by 3one3 on Sep 29, 11 at 1:27am

    You should have told everyone there that her pussy lips resemble a set of highschool curtains.. I know its not original, and if you care you can suck my 6.5in cock

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:30am

    7:09 that would be like a whale sucking on a tic tac....So what good would that do???

  • 46 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:07am

    "it's like a babies arm holding an apple"

  • 43 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:38pm

    Because I fucked her! That's right! I fucked your mother!

  • 39 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:42pm

    5 inches??? Your bar is LOW!

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:16pm

    See noes when u whip out yer cock, smack her across the face with it and say how bout now bitxh!

  • 31 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:47pm

    You're how many she has seen

  • 44 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:02am

    9:37 obv feels insecure about it. Truth is, size doesn't have to determine quality. Be good to each other tfln'ers. Especially in bed :]

  • 40 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:43am

    Baby dick syndrome...it's best to admit it, she was just bringing u outta the closet

  • 36 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:44am

    Roman gladius were shorter than average and it proved to be very effective

  • 36 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:44pm

    Cuz he/she obviously does not like u. Duhh

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:57am

    I'm glad I've never had this problem. No one has accused me of being too small.

  • 32 66
    Submitted by tcm1986 on Apr 23, 10 at 2:47am

    PD??????

  • 38 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:37pm

    well that kinda sucks if you got less than 5 inches

  • 44 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:11pm

    Because she's a stupid cunt deserving of a beating about the head and neck...

  • 34 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:21am

    Your, grammar, is, wrong. Douche.

  • 30 68
    Submitted by Cashfodasouf on Jan 3, 11 at 11:46pm

    Mines smaller prob

  • 28 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:41am

    because there weren't any more around

  • 37 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:31pm

    I asked your mother that

  • 39 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 2:33am

    8:06am....how is he going to pull something out that he doesn 't have...What is it that you don't get about a little dick??? Don't won't no short short man....inny winny shribble little tinny winny short short man.......

  • 27 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:05pm

    9:37 - that is funny shit. Too true!

  • 32 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:06am

    Pull it out and dick slap her.