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  • 61 36
    Submitted by idkwhathey on Aug 22, 10 at 4:38pm
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    no black guy who runs from cops would ever speak like this "the extent of my physical activity.." that sounds like the smart version of patrick from spongebob, when he falls off that cliff and spongebob puts a new head on patrick's body

  • 70 58
    Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 22, 10 at 12:02pm
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    Well aren't you badass.

  • 63 49
    Submitted by whoremonesx3 on Aug 22, 10 at 11:39am
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    FTW.

  • 59 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 10 at 2:15pm
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    This guy = black.

    • 59 43
      Submitted by ygensuckass on Aug 23, 10 at 8:11am
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      Anonymous = mongoloid

  • 58 55
    Submitted by ygensuckass on Aug 23, 10 at 8:09am
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    oh yeah thats so hot. What were they like trying to rpe you?

  • 62 64
    Submitted by spearchucker on Aug 22, 10 at 11:56am
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    Cops are usually fat now.

  • 46 53
    Submitted by M2DOOM on Aug 22, 10 at 8:12pm
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    well you clearly aren't getting far

  • 48 60
    Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 22, 10 at 11:13pm
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    I this was a black guy it would be more like, "yo nigga I just got a hell of a workout runnin from da po-po"

  • 44 63
    Submitted by purplenugs on Aug 29, 10 at 1:03pm
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    fuck everybody, im white and id agree with this. shit i dont wanna pay any more weed tickets, i just dip and keep my shit, sleep in my bed, and i get to eat not-county-jail food. all wins!

  • 39 53
    Submitted by saucysauceman on Aug 22, 10 at 10:00am
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    I know how you feel..