He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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