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  • pretzel this, pretzel that, pretzel here, pretzel there. I really wanna pretzel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:16pm
  • Uh this actually sounds like one of the most real texts I've seen on here.. why would someone not text that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:59pm
  • herpes herpes herpes...the gift that keeps on giving!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:17pm
  • Wow! You've slept with every woman you know?? And I thought I had a problem!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:09am
  • Fuck I've done that before. It sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:40am
  • just give them all pretzels they'll be happy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:14pm
  • Yes! The bloody fucking beetroots!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:42pm
  • Bloody beetroots bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:40pm
  • someone did post this, i know them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:31am
  • It actually is real, his name is Breandan. He goes to Boston college.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:25pm
  • Iv had that happen. I had to tell 16 diffrent girls that they all have the clap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:13pm
  • Ooooo sounds like an STD...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:44pm
  • Nobody ever texted this... Fake as hell. Copy/paste this until tfln goes back to the old days of real texts and real mods, not just the friends of the staff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:50pm
  • I bet this is a really good story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:25pm
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