Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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