sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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