Midget sex pt 2 tonight
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize