this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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