Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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