What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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