so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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I feel like you just railed me after that sext
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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