OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
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Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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