maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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