i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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