He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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