Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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