roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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