Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize