you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
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My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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