just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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