Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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