I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
two words: eviction party
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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